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>> hal: dana in maryland was with us. dana, are you there? >> caller: yes, i am. >> hal: how was it? >> caller: how are you? >> hal: i'm spectacular. >> caller: how are you guys doing? >> hal: we're a little tired. we came in last night. >> caller: first, i want to stay just thank you, thank you, thank you and it was so cool to meet you guys. it was amazing. and my best friend bought us front row seats and she surprised me and it was awesome. you guys were hilarious. and it was great to meet everybody. hal, steph mentioned you were with like-minded people. it is so refreshing. sitting in a restaurant with rocky mountain mike and sue from ann arbor and all of the chatters that i chat with every day. >> and that we're chatting during the show. >> hal: social chattering. >> caller: we do. we talk to steph through the chat. she told me to be quiet too. i deserved it. >> hal: i saw that part. >> caller: i told my best friend i'm not sure they're going to know who i am. john did his tea bagger thing and i raised my hand. >> didn't you stand up and
>> hal: dana in maryland was with us. dana, are you there? >> caller: yes, i am. >> hal: how was it? >> caller: how are you? >> hal: i'm spectacular. >> caller: how are you guys doing? >> hal: we're a little tired. we came in last night. >> caller: first, i want to stay just thank you, thank you, thank you and it was so cool to meet you guys. it was amazing. and my best friend bought us front row seats and she surprised me and it was awesome. you...
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and congressman dana rohrbacher goes to town hall and assures his constituents that claim change is an evil plot by 97% of the world's scientists and nasa to convince people that
and congressman dana rohrbacher goes to town hall and assures his constituents that claim change is an evil plot by 97% of the world's scientists and nasa to convince people that
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. >> dana lohse does the same thing. whenever she is losing the argument, she calls you a name and blocks you. >> oh, you would think that buckwheat. dana lohse barber. we offended the carneys this morning. hi, greg. >> i'm tired of living in this crazy state. which is why all the more hurt my feelings when you laugh and joke about carnival workers. i worked in the carnival for many years, and all you did was stereo type a bunch of people and i think you oh me and every other carnival worker in the country. >> it was chris. >> i have carnival workers in my family, greg. >> it's just like a buckwheat. we apologize. >> actually you were reading a tweet. >> chris. >> don't talk about art carney that way. >> a relative of our carneys is on the phone. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> oh, no! >> i have carneys in my family. okay. kids i will be flying off to indianapolis next weekend for sexy liberal. check it out, get your tickets. they are almost gone. here is what i'm thinking now jim. i might change my flight to a virgin at
. >> dana lohse does the same thing. whenever she is losing the argument, she calls you a name and blocks you. >> oh, you would think that buckwheat. dana lohse barber. we offended the carneys this morning. hi, greg. >> i'm tired of living in this crazy state. which is why all the more hurt my feelings when you laugh and joke about carnival workers. i worked in the carnival for many years, and all you did was stereo type a bunch of people and i think you oh me and every other...
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. >> stephanie: hello dana. >> caller: good morning. i have my my girlfriend watching. her first time watching, a shout out. and petie is objecting. >> stephanie: petie is handsome and romantic. >> caller: we wanted to be the first official turner rocks fan of the stephanie miller. get out of my panties. >> stephanie: your girlfriend is a little trollop. what's going on there. >> caller: she's in big trouble. what's going on with bill 298? did i fall asleep during the election? now they're right back on the defunding planned parenthood bandwagon. and the heartbeat. >> stephanie: don't you love how boehner and others think the election never happened? >> caller: are we in a time warp. >> stephanie: and the states who voted to legalize marijuana. that's what's going on. they're high. aaaaaa rock on. 45 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show"." >> sound bite: that happened and we all let it happen. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show." [ ♪ music ♪ ] (vo) cenk uygur is many things. >>oh really? >>"if you ever raise taxes on >>the rich
. >> stephanie: hello dana. >> caller: good morning. i have my my girlfriend watching. her first time watching, a shout out. and petie is objecting. >> stephanie: petie is handsome and romantic. >> caller: we wanted to be the first official turner rocks fan of the stephanie miller. get out of my panties. >> stephanie: your girlfriend is a little trollop. what's going on there. >> caller: she's in big trouble. what's going on with bill 298? did i fall asleep...
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what can we do. >> stephanie: dana, i got you. i hear you. well said. i mean, there is a new example every day. where you go, really? was it all the same? this right wing host was going oh, they were unbelievably disrespect to reagan. they were always shouting questions at him. >> after the statement. it was a press conference. >> stephanie: every president in history of the country after he finishes the press conference and he's leaving they shout questions. but the host made it sound like, oh that poor ronald reagan. >> and there are some problems that can be solved with napon. >> stephanie: jim, breeze. [ buzzer ] "the stephanie miller show" wishes to apologize. they do have indoor plumbing, and we disavow that they only have out houses. >> and they're beautiful toiletgoers. >> stephanie: some go doody in the toilet, and we apologize. >> and there are some pockets of right wings runcy. >> stephanie: one other thing that they're siting is helen thomas. there is a difference between asking tough questions. >> at a press conference. >> stephanie: right.
what can we do. >> stephanie: dana, i got you. i hear you. well said. i mean, there is a new example every day. where you go, really? was it all the same? this right wing host was going oh, they were unbelievably disrespect to reagan. they were always shouting questions at him. >> after the statement. it was a press conference. >> stephanie: every president in history of the country after he finishes the press conference and he's leaving they shout questions. but the host made...
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dana bolmer last night with butterfly setting not just getting the gold. a new world record. >> a world record. a world's record olympic gold medal. trying to make it a world record. yes. first woman ever under 56 seconds. is that will complete your olympic dream. >> lost her swim cap. >> she did. it was in the bottom of the pool pool. >> yeah. the big event, was it saturday or sunday? >> this was saturday. >> michael phelps. >> yeah. first showdown. it was set up as nobody else existed. gosh. he didn't even win a medal at all. the difference was lockte has been flag for four years. yeah? michael phelps smoked a little pot, out to the donut shop taking some time off. and it showed. i mean one of the analysts said this isn't that 40 ohm meter im individual medly. how do they remember which stroke? >> i had the same thought. >> if one of them started, you know. >> when you are an athlete, that's a minordale detail you remember. >> i think they had a tell prompter. >> the kick, at any rate here is what it sounds like when ryan lockte. >> it paid off for him.
dana bolmer last night with butterfly setting not just getting the gold. a new world record. >> a world record. a world's record olympic gold medal. trying to make it a world record. yes. first woman ever under 56 seconds. is that will complete your olympic dream. >> lost her swim cap. >> she did. it was in the bottom of the pool pool. >> yeah. the big event, was it saturday or sunday? >> this was saturday. >> michael phelps. >> yeah. first showdown. it...
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. -- to dane in -- dana in maryland. you're on with hal. >> caller: what's up, little cutie? >> stephanie: are you going meet and grope hal? >> caller: are you kidding? is that a joke? no. i just wanted to talk about obviously bob dole. i mean i'm surprised they didn't just push him out of his wheelchair. so disgusting. and utah senator mike lee of course it always goes back to abortion because he says the wording would allow the disabled to get health -- it would mean more abortions because they're disabled. they're imbeciles and i just -- they're not doing anything good for the country and i told t-bone, i woke up sad today. i'm just sad. we're going down the toilet and these people just think they're running everything and i just -- i really want obama to get up there and say shut the f up and here's what we're going to do. these guys just -- need to go away. i want to know what you think. >> stephanie: dana, honestly, it is a spectacle i'm not sure -- some republicans could have imagined, here is a world war ii vet disabled, service to his country republican elder statesm
. -- to dane in -- dana in maryland. you're on with hal. >> caller: what's up, little cutie? >> stephanie: are you going meet and grope hal? >> caller: are you kidding? is that a joke? no. i just wanted to talk about obviously bob dole. i mean i'm surprised they didn't just push him out of his wheelchair. so disgusting. and utah senator mike lee of course it always goes back to abortion because he says the wording would allow the disabled to get health -- it would mean more...
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dana in maryland love letter see you saturday. hey, momma and the mook trying to round up all of the d.c. sss for preshow flirtinis. >> four years ago we witnessed the first inauguration of president obama. in november america decided one term just wasn't enough. ♪ do that to me one more time ♪ >> this time around stephanie miller are coming to make this a party d.c. will never forget. the sexy liberal comedy tour starring hal sparks, john fugelsang, aisha tyler, and the goddess of liberals stephanie miller will perform live at the warner theater in washington, d.c. tickets are available at ticketmaster.com. if you want to skip the fees stop by the warner theater box office. the tea baggers lost in november, so stephanie is going to do her thing before the inaugural ball. that's the stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour live in d.c. on inauguration weekend. for more information go to sexyliberal.com. >> stephanie: wa hoo! ♪ it's schechner again ♪ >> good morning. >> stephanie: good morning. i said you are a helper, if
dana in maryland love letter see you saturday. hey, momma and the mook trying to round up all of the d.c. sss for preshow flirtinis. >> four years ago we witnessed the first inauguration of president obama. in november america decided one term just wasn't enough. ♪ do that to me one more time ♪ >> this time around stephanie miller are coming to make this a party d.c. will never forget. the sexy liberal comedy tour starring hal sparks, john fugelsang, aisha tyler, and the goddess...
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. >> hi, dana. >> good morning. first i was in maryland and now i'm in california. hi, hal. >> hi. >> my high school reunion is tomorrow night, and i flew in for it and i always miss your show like by a day. it's ridiculous. when you came to minneapolis we moved like three weeks ago. my girlfriend got tickets and she is like blow your reunion off. >> who cares about those loser guys you went to high school with. >> i know right. but i just wanted to wish you a great show. and wave to my mom, say hi aknee that ta. >> hi, anita! >> whatever. >> she probably looks great and she has kept the weight off, and she just wants to show up because everyone else has ballooned. you can't miss that reunion, when people facebook you and they are like did you eat shell fish and not know you were allergic. >> yeah, they look like they did in high school only the parade balloon version. >> all of the people on the football team are fat. >> all of the people that called you husky boy and pushed you down. >> roman gomez. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> i have forgotten all of my bullies. >
. >> hi, dana. >> good morning. first i was in maryland and now i'm in california. hi, hal. >> hi. >> my high school reunion is tomorrow night, and i flew in for it and i always miss your show like by a day. it's ridiculous. when you came to minneapolis we moved like three weeks ago. my girlfriend got tickets and she is like blow your reunion off. >> who cares about those loser guys you went to high school with. >> i know right. but i just wanted to wish you...
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. >> stephanie: hey, dana welcome. >> caller: good morning, you guys. how are you doing? >> stephanie: good morning i'm a racist mispronouncer -- >> caller: that's not even worth your breath. it's a ridiculous comment. it's just -- >> stephanie: she wants me to stop being such a joker about dzhokher. >> caller: yeah, ridiculous. with the bombing and everything maybe congress should take a look at what we're doing that is good. the cop bringing the milk, as chris said running to give blood, and i don't know if you saw "the chicago tribune," but they said we are -- chicago -- or i'm sorry boston white sox, you know, know what i mean, they called all of their chicago teams by boston teams. at it was a really cool cover of the paper. and it was really cool. and that's what we do we take care of each other. and maybe congress should take a look at how this is done. americans getting together and loving each other and buying milk for each other. >> stephanie: that's a really good point, you think it shouldn't take something like that, but you are right, when we have these thing
. >> stephanie: hey, dana welcome. >> caller: good morning, you guys. how are you doing? >> stephanie: good morning i'm a racist mispronouncer -- >> caller: that's not even worth your breath. it's a ridiculous comment. it's just -- >> stephanie: she wants me to stop being such a joker about dzhokher. >> caller: yeah, ridiculous. with the bombing and everything maybe congress should take a look at what we're doing that is good. the cop bringing the milk, as...